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The Holy Cow

Expert Reviews of The Holy Cow

Citysearch | A SoMa singles' spot with nightclub amenities and the friendliness of a neighborhood bar.

Three sprawling rooms boast distinctive environments. In the main room, oversized vintage advertisements surround booths, a dance floor and massive bar that takes center stage. A side space offers a ski...
citysearch.com - expert review - 10/12/2006
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User Reviews of The Holy Cow

Yelp.com Review - by hen a.

2 of 5 stars. holy leopard cow utters~!@!...tumblin' early...long been out of loop....familiar strip from early 20s years....years foward to present....pack of 30s traveling down memory lane...stopping by familiar…
yelp.com - user review - 05/30/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Kev H.

3 of 5 stars. How many days of the week does this bar have half off discounts!? It seems like at least 3/4 of the times I've been here (on different days of the week), there were always discounts on drinks. I'm…
yelp.com - user review - 05/30/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Edward Y.

5 of 5 stars. I don't care what anyone says about this place. Thursday nights before 12, drinks are half off. In other words, $4 shots of Grey Goose deserves 5 stars in my book.
yelp.com - user review - 05/30/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Aubrey M.

2 of 5 stars. this is where the weirdos dwell. thursdays are the best days to go because the drinks are half off until midnight but the music is always hit or miss because of all that damn house music. my boyfriend…
yelp.com - user review - 05/26/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Anh H.

2 of 5 stars. So I've heard a lot about this place and apparently "everyone" goes but I've never been until yesterday. And I don't think I'll be coming back anytime soon... unless someone drives me there & back and…
yelp.com - user review - 05/23/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Kenny L.

1 of 5 stars. If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of East Bay folk, I'd actually stay in the East Bay. This way you get to save on bridge toll and God forbid, save some gas. Every time I come here, it seems like I…
yelp.com - user review - 05/21/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Jeff A.

4 of 5 stars. not for prissy men....... or prissy women for that matter....no brokeback here...jus ugly..plain ugly
yelp.com - user review - 05/20/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Collin S.

1 of 5 stars. I feel for all the ladies who get nothing but cock knocked at this crappy bar with bad DJ's. Nothing remotely interesting is what you'll find at Holy Cow.
yelp.com - user review - 05/14/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Kimo S.

1 of 5 stars. La Carniceria...meat market!!! No cover, $2 drinks then half price drinks, gangster posers, and haters make a fine recipe for an ugly, beligerent crowd. Unless you're broke or shopping for a cheap…
yelp.com - user review - 05/14/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Robert P.

1 of 5 stars. More often than not I sit around and fantasize about how much easier my life would be had I of been born straight... Holy Cow actually makes me beyond ecstatic that I'm queer.
yelp.com - user review - 05/12/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Alvin W.

3 of 5 stars. Great little dive bar with no cover but recently they started imposing a dress code. This place is always packed and the drinks are decent priced. Great local favorite spot. The music is usually…
yelp.com - user review - 05/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Melrose L.

3 of 5 stars. This place is good...if you're broke. No cover and good deals on drinks. Perfect for college kids and it seems like there were tons. I would only go back if I wanted to get my pre-party/drink on, and…
yelp.com - user review - 05/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Hello K.

3 of 5 stars. Club: The music was okay...there was some Brittney Spears then Rihanna then Gloria Estefan! Also they do not allow white t-shirts or hooded jackets! Coat check is also available when you enter. Also…
yelp.com - user review - 05/09/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Curt W.

3 of 5 stars. My current review is based on others' review, as I'm going to Holy Cow with some work people tonight. The women here look like rough customers...will update in the AM!
yelp.com - user review - 05/08/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Susan H.

4 of 5 stars. If you are looking to have a good time with a bunch of friends this is a good place to go. I went on a party bus of 25 people and we had a blast!
yelp.com - user review - 05/05/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by James C.

3 of 5 stars. Fun diverse place that's layback but doesn't allow hooded jackets. Wierd. Go on Thursday nights when drinks are half off until midnight. The music can be whatever, but some cheap drinks can fix that…
yelp.com - user review - 05/05/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by K Y.

3 of 5 stars. this is a good place if you feel like getting drunk, shaking your ass on a crowded floor and finding a cute piece of ass. there is an outdoor smoking area, but even you non-smokers are gonna need it…
yelp.com - user review - 05/04/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Jan C.

1 of 5 stars. i've been here one time in my life when i was new to san francisco and this place seems to be kinda ghetto...and also has a bunch of slutty ass girls and desperate, horny ass dudes. i'm sorry but i…
yelp.com - user review - 05/04/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Trina E.

3 of 5 stars. What do you expect from a place that's called Holy Cow?! Besides the fact that it can get jammed packed crowded, to the point where I'm dancing like I'm in a mosh pit and how the hottest bartender is…
yelp.com - user review - 04/30/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Nicholas Y.

2 of 5 stars. this place to me was alright. i was kindof dragged there. but on the long run i did get a free zippo lighter. i guess thats always a plus. the place is nasty some areas it just stunk of alcohol and…
yelp.com - user review - 04/28/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Allisoto P.

3 of 5 stars. This is an okay place. Not great but not bad. The drinks are CHEAP (btw 9 & 11), so why not? The crowd that showed up on Friday night was random at best. Danced here for awhile, but the music was not…
yelp.com - user review - 04/27/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Nicole J.

1 of 5 stars. sausage fest of short dorks, tons of drunk girls, really, really bad music, only spent 8 minutes in here and left...
yelp.com - user review - 04/21/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Emily X.

3 of 5 stars. I feel like all of you have unrealistic expectations for a place like Holy Cow. Did you really expect a crowd of beautiful people drinking champagne to escort you to their private, ultra exclusive,…
yelp.com - user review - 04/20/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Po L.

3 of 5 stars. 3.5 stars I've been on a Thursday and a Friday. Thursday they have half off drinks till midnight. Starts getting packed around 11pm. That makes it difficult to get around and you'll feel like…
yelp.com - user review - 04/18/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Rosanna T.

2 of 5 stars. Well, I met some people from my hostel that were going here and they invited me to come along. I wanted to go out so I accepted and I figured they would know where to go considering they had been…
yelp.com - user review - 04/17/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Static J.

4 of 5 stars. There's various stories my friends & I can tell you as to why this place is called "HOLY COW." The same dude owns the spot and u can catch him outside talking to people standing in-line. Place gets…
yelp.com - user review - 04/10/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Adrienne G.

1 of 5 stars. As a Wisconsinite, I'm profoundly offended by the use of the word "cow" in this joint's name. Much like in India, cows are sacred round my parts, homie, how DARE you desecrate our state animal (Ok, so…
yelp.com - user review - 04/10/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Chris T.

4 of 5 stars. Went on a Thursday night. Gets pretty crowded around both bars since it's 1/2 off drinks before midnight, meaning that I could stack 2 Jack & Cokes and 2 Coronas for only $12. Small dance floor,…
yelp.com - user review - 04/08/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by karla k.

4 of 5 stars. Ok I was really skeptical going here. One of my friends said it was "off the hook"....another said it was just a really good time. THEN I ready the yelp reviews and was totally not enthused to go.…
yelp.com - user review - 04/06/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Gina T.

2 of 5 stars. HOLY-drinks in plastic cups, girls that really shouldnt be dancing on the corner platforms, way too crowded, drunk frat type boy grabbing my ass, me socking him, leaving this ghetto bar with the…
yelp.com - user review - 04/06/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by jake r.

2 of 5 stars. Holy Cow is a strange beast. They have some clear things going for them:
yelp.com - user review - 03/31/2008
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Always a Party

The Holy Cow night club was the best club in S.F from 1987 with the best dance music and always a party, but the area has changed, yet the cow remains the same wood circular bar that Alexis Muir built, now run...
citysearch.com - user review - 03/29/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Daniella D.

2 of 5 stars. OMIGOD HOLY COW IS RIGHT! Came in on a Saturday night, 3rd stop on the drunken trolley and I was pretty much hammered at this point but I do remember it being so stupid packed that I didn't even…
yelp.com - user review - 03/29/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Sarah M.

2 of 5 stars. All I have to say is HOLY COW
yelp.com - user review - 03/28/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Lily N.

1 of 5 stars. No. Just no. This place is nasty, and not in an "overly divey so therefore it's hip" kind of way, but rather an "ohmigod please please please get me outta here, why the f*ck did you drag me into…
yelp.com - user review - 03/25/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Mandy D.

3 of 5 stars. I went here thurs and happy hours were great. The crowd was a bit diverse. The dance floor, well was packed and hard to move around. And yes, its dirrty because people tend to drop their drinks. The…
yelp.com - user review - 03/23/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Natalie T.

1 of 5 stars. Moo = Boo.
yelp.com - user review - 03/14/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Harry L.

1 of 5 stars. This is definitly a dirty little secret. A total dump. Cheap drinks, dirty atmosphere, and no dress code. Why is this place fun? Because you can actually get real down and hella dirty before you…
yelp.com - user review - 03/13/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by elia g.

5 of 5 stars. I really love going to this BAR to hang out with my girls. The bartenders are great and drinks as well. THe dj/music is defintely kool..they really know how to blend the right musik. All the times…
yelp.com - user review - 03/13/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Bill K.

1 of 5 stars. Me, 4 of my friends and counting, came down with a horrible flu and high fever after coming here on Saturday night. We are believing Holy Cow is spreading SARS!
yelp.com - user review - 03/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by ashley j.

1 of 5 stars. This place is HORRIBLE!! There are wayyy to many bouncers and the one wearing a scarf all the time thinks he's a cop or something! who are you kidding, you're a bouncer at holy cow. and to top it,…
yelp.com - user review - 03/10/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Tedi O.

1 of 5 stars. The best thing about this bar is the Cow with the halo over it's head. Everything else just doesn't do it for me. The drinks are weak and the size is small for the amount they charge you.
yelp.com - user review - 03/08/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Leily P.

2 of 5 stars. HAHA - this place definitely deserves its 2 star Yelp rating. Stopped by since, of course - it's right next to Wish. Sure, why not?
yelp.com - user review - 03/01/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Ashley H.

5 of 5 stars. thrusday nights... half off till midnight. used to go there all the time with one friend
yelp.com - user review - 03/01/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Maple P.

2 of 5 stars. oH holy cow! no place for tiny asian chicks where the guys are kind of creepy, the girls are big and everyone is at least a foot taller. The bouncers are nice j/ give them a smile. The music is not…
yelp.com - user review - 02/25/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Adrian D.

1 of 5 stars. HOLY COW... the drinks are half off friday night till 11 HOLY COW... it stinks in here
yelp.com - user review - 02/25/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Vicente M.

1 of 5 stars. RACIST CLUB. Me: Latino
yelp.com - user review - 02/24/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Jonathan P.

4 of 5 stars. whoa. Yall don't like holy cow? You guys don't like the big cow sticking outside with its awesome teets?! HOLY COW, you guys are crazy.
yelp.com - user review - 02/19/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Shane B.

2 of 5 stars. Is it the 181 for the pigment impaired? It may be. Upside:
yelp.com - user review - 02/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Mikolo R.

3 of 5 stars. I almost feel sorry for Holy Cow after reading some of the reviews, but you've got to appreciate their honesty. This place really does attract the less-than-average crowd. The people are less than…
yelp.com - user review - 02/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Isaac W.

4 of 5 stars. I wana give the Holly Cow 4 stars, so I will. I used to live on 11th and Howard, one block away from this bar. The Holy Cow was sorta our neighborhood bar. Not that I can't see why a lot of soma…
yelp.com - user review - 02/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Erik W.

1 of 5 stars. Holy shit this place sucks now. The bouncers are morons. Wouldn't let my friend in for wearing jeans but everyone inside looks homeless. If your scared of someone just say it, don't feed us B.S. Crowd…
yelp.com - user review - 02/10/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Natalie F.

2 of 5 stars. Holy Cow? Holy Crap! This place is rank! Tha two starts in for the drink prices and the no cover charge, oh and it was packed (SFSU was all up in that bitch..lol). Going to this place in a big group is…
yelp.com - user review - 02/09/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Rod M.

3 of 5 stars. Good place to go on Thursday nights during the summer or a major college break, because until 12am it's half-priced drinks. I've only been there on a non-Thursday once and it was a forgettable…
yelp.com - user review - 02/05/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Yvonne Q.

3 of 5 stars. in accordance with Rebecca H., I have to give this place a good review. Its not that bad as long as you are with good friends. Hot bartenders, music you can dance to , that's all I ask.. It was fun…
yelp.com - user review - 02/04/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Rebecca H.

3 of 5 stars. At first I was apprehensive about going because all the reviews on here sound so bad. I am used to going to dive bars like delirium so for me and my friends this was like a step up. The bartenders are…
yelp.com - user review - 02/03/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Simon L.

1 of 5 stars. This place is rather scary. Not because it's located in a shady area of San Francisco, not because the people there are crazy, not because there is a big cow fixture situated above the entrance of…
yelp.com - user review - 01/27/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Gene P.

3 of 5 stars. Drinks: Cheap during happy hour, reasonable after. Drinks were made to my liking. I can't remember who, but one of the blonde female bartenders makes your shots VERY potent. Be nice to the bartenders…
yelp.com - user review - 01/26/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Nancy C.

1 of 5 stars. Scene: Friend hurry up!
yelp.com - user review - 01/23/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Courtney K.

1 of 5 stars. Turn back now. Trust yelp. Don't go.
yelp.com - user review - 01/20/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by ms.kiki g.

1 of 5 stars. gag.
yelp.com - user review - 01/19/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Tuan D.

2 of 5 stars. i used to love going to this place. my boy tony which bartend every thursday was the man. im sure he bartend other days but thursday was the best night to go. he always hooked me and my boys up no…
yelp.com - user review - 01/18/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Seong P.

2 of 5 stars. i went to this place a couple of times when i was underage. i can't believe it's still there. it was sweaty, dirty and polluted with old guys perving on underage girls. one of my friends saw someone…
yelp.com - user review - 01/18/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Rob C.

4 of 5 stars. This place has gotten hit with the low rate band-wagon. I just visited this place recently and felt it was quite an enjoyable experience. This place is definitely crowded, but hey half-off drinks on a…
yelp.com - user review - 01/12/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Victoria M.

3 of 5 stars. Its a laid back place. Good bar..Just straight folks go here so it may feel like a meat market for some of us..but well, its a fun place to take a group out for a dance.
yelp.com - user review - 01/12/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Meg T.

1 of 5 stars. 207 reviews and only 2 stars? Are you sure you want to go to this place? You've been here before and it wasn't awful? Okay then. Let me start the the very beginning. This place is like grand central…
yelp.com - user review - 01/11/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by jennie t.

1 of 5 stars. holy cow! holy shit!
yelp.com - user review - 01/04/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Cynthia B.

4 of 5 stars. I used to go here when I was a teenager with a fake I.D. and I enjoyed it a lot. In a nutshell. it's a good bar for young straight people. Not people in any scene, just normal straight folks who…
yelp.com - user review - 01/04/2008
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Yelp.com Review - by Dan A.

1 of 5 stars. When I got there the bouncer told me that my jacket had to be worn "open" meaning unzipped. He demonstrates. Then a couple minutes later nags me at the bar saying it needs to be worn "off my back".…
yelp.com - user review - 12/28/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by m y.

1 of 5 stars. This place is completely awful. No SF dweller would go here unless to discover how bad it is and to vow never to return. Seriously...this place is horrible. Only frequented by the bridge and tunnel…
yelp.com - user review - 12/28/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by meghan h.

4 of 5 stars. i freakin love this place! i don't know why everyone hates on it. i've been there about three times, everytime i'm with a group of people and we're always able to get a table and chill. we went…
yelp.com - user review - 12/17/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Arrbecca ..

1 of 5 stars. Holy shit. Ew. I would have never gone here on my own, and being dragged in with people whom I hardly knew (friends of a friend) was not fun, either. I bet the air in this place has herpes.…
yelp.com - user review - 12/17/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Rocky K.

2 of 5 stars. This place is the quintessential college bar (or those trying to relive their better college years). Sticky floors, 'dudes', nasty hoes, cheap booze, the smell of desperation. The douchy Marina crowds…
yelp.com - user review - 12/15/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Oggie B.

1 of 5 stars. A member of our group that night heard hip hop wafting past the front door as we walked by and made the rest of us go in. Not knowing what kind of sh!t-show we were getting ourselves into, the rest…
yelp.com - user review - 12/11/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Cody E.

1 of 5 stars. I wish zero stars was an option. This place sucks a lot. I mean, it's great if you're into sketchy fat dudes, overpriced drinks, and bad music. All that on top of the fact that my visit included a…
yelp.com - user review - 12/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Rachel L.

3 of 5 stars. Wow the reviews for this place seem to be scathing! So I've only been to the Holy Cow once, but I actually had a decent time.
yelp.com - user review - 12/04/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Christina S.

1 of 5 stars. Dirty, smelly, nasty latino fat dudes, wine that tastes like cocktail onions...... don't touch me.
yelp.com - user review - 12/04/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Danielle S.

2 of 5 stars. The Holy Cow is very touch and go. In the past my friends and I have gone here and managed to have a good time. Recently though it is beginning to be some what of a joke. The number 1 selling point of…
yelp.com - user review - 12/03/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Anita C.

1 of 5 stars. my friend and i were trying to find a place to throw a party and someone suggested this to us. we immediately said this is not the place and had a great time making fools of ourselves, having the…
yelp.com - user review - 12/02/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by carlos a.

2 of 5 stars. Raging frat party ! Wuahhhhhhhhh! I was in a fraternity and I definitely don't want to re-visit the experience of the frat party. sticky floor: check
yelp.com - user review - 11/24/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Jay J.

1 of 5 stars. Cheap drinks and cheap people. Almost every person in there is usually wasted by the time midnite hits. Thursday nights are half off all drinks till midnite. No cover, that's pretty much the only…
yelp.com - user review - 11/15/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Ro V.

3 of 5 stars. Thursday nights half off all drinks until Midnight really brought up the fun factor here. I went with a friend of mine and 2 other guys. Earlier in the night it seemed as if there was a solid guy to…
yelp.com - user review - 11/09/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Josie K W.

3 of 5 stars. Good: The DJ rocks!!
yelp.com - user review - 11/04/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Brigid H.

3 of 5 stars. "Hey, you wanna go somewhere tonight and get your ass grabbed by thuggish hispanic dudes?" "You, like, toooootally read my mind. Are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?"
yelp.com - user review - 10/24/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by hana s.

3 of 5 stars. It's FREE and it is possible to have fun here with friends. Of course don't expect vegas-like clubs here; it could be a fun thursday night!
yelp.com - user review - 10/22/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by jen t.

4 of 5 stars. Thank You Holy Cow for Being there. This is a great place, no cover, blacklights and dancing. It Does get crowded and crazy sometimes, but thats the WHOLE point of going out on a weekend. This was one…
yelp.com - user review - 10/20/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by LiLy D.

4 of 5 stars. I don't care what the other reviews say! I agree with Julia E. Yes, it gets crowded.
yelp.com - user review - 10/19/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Swarup B.

3 of 5 stars. what is up w/ the hate for this place.... it's cheap, it's got a good vibe w/ decent music and if you roll in w/ a good crew, then you're bound to have a good time. the stupid thing here is the fact…
yelp.com - user review - 10/08/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Ben M.

1 of 5 stars. I think the name Holy Cow suits the place well because it's full of CHEESE!
yelp.com - user review - 10/07/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by kari s.

1 of 5 stars. This place sucks. The night I went had already started out bad....we went with the hope it would get better, but unfortunately, the bouncers didnt let half of our party in, and when we got in there…
yelp.com - user review - 10/07/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Julia E.

4 of 5 stars. I love the Cow. I don't care what the other reviews say. It was the first bar that I legally went to in San Francisco and it was great. Yes, it gets crowded. Yes, sometimes the dj sucks. But…
yelp.com - user review - 10/03/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Jen K.

1 of 5 stars. An SF native took us here, but we saw an ad for the Holy Cow on the back of a tourist map. That kinda put me off. I give it one star, but in all fairness I was drunk before I got there.
yelp.com - user review - 10/02/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Joe D.

1 of 5 stars. Ed to the M said: "If I were the DJ for Holy Cow, this is how I'd end every night:..."
yelp.com - user review - 09/25/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Juan A.

2 of 5 stars. Holy Cow? More like Holy Crap this place sucks. Everything has already been covered in the other reviews so I won't bore with repetition.
yelp.com - user review - 09/18/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Jessica L.

3 of 5 stars. So I actually hate Holy Cow but there are 3 good reasons it is going to get 3 stars from me... There are 3 reasons you go to Holy Cow:
yelp.com - user review - 09/17/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Lily T.

3 of 5 stars. some nights music is wrack... other nights is cracking.. very mix crowds ranging in age n race...outdoor patio for all the smokers..two bars... ocassionally drinked fights n broken glasses...okay juss…
yelp.com - user review - 09/13/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Deb I.

1 of 5 stars. This place is a complete dive that no self-respecting San Franciscan should ever step into. Unless you are completely hammered from all the drinks that were sent to your table of four girls at The…
yelp.com - user review - 09/12/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Mike S.

5 of 5 stars. This place was great. Yes. It is a meat market (so guys you should have no problem meeting girls here), but you will have fun. The music is top 40 with some 80's hits. The dance floor is kinda of…
yelp.com - user review - 09/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Alex and Erin s.

1 of 5 stars. super crowded, crappy bar access, pretty much a sea of douche bags, I recommend not going. I wasnt in the mood to dry hump on the dance floors and didn't feel like shooting for a little date rape, so…
yelp.com - user review - 09/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Lauren Y.

1 of 5 stars. Holy Cow will always equal one of the three below: -drunken haze
yelp.com - user review - 09/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Alexis B.

4 of 5 stars. Ok yes. The Holy Cow is a meat market. If you come expecting to be able to be treated like lady or do anything but be pawed on all night, then you will be sorely disappointed. Having said that, I…
yelp.com - user review - 09/06/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Stacy S.

5 of 5 stars. This is bar 5 of 5 of the ENTIRE labor day weekend, and 3 of 3 on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, read my reviews on Milk and Club 6, and you will then understand that, THE HOLY COW NEVER LETS YOU…
yelp.com - user review - 09/03/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Kate V.

3 of 5 stars. A word of caution to my ladies: this place is a sausage fest and YOU will end up feeling like the piece of meat if you let yourself get caught in the sea of hungry skeevies. To combat this, I suggest…
yelp.com - user review - 09/02/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Denise Q.

1 of 5 stars. This is fine if you just turned 21 today and don't know where else to go in the city ( ie. you don't have internet or have no friends) but if you are over 21 and hanging out here, something is wrong…
yelp.com - user review - 08/24/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Bathrooms Only ..

1 of 5 stars. When I start comparing the bathroom to Zeitgeist, you know your ass is getting crabs. I was dragged into here with friends of friends and had to use the bathroom. After making my way through The…
yelp.com - user review - 08/19/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Angelo F.

1 of 5 stars. "Where there's always a party and never a cover." They must mean a slumber party because this place is pretty *yawn* boring. Plus....no covers at a slumber party (wtf)? If you feel like actually…
yelp.com - user review - 08/16/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Miguel U.

1 of 5 stars. Quite possibly the worst club I've ever been to. This place is overcrowded, the clientle sketchy (and painfully unattractive), and the music selection god-awful (who the fuck dances to Tears for…
yelp.com - user review - 08/15/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Isaac N.

4 of 5 stars. Great nightclub. No cover
yelp.com - user review - 08/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Jessica I.

3 of 5 stars. "Where there's always a party and never a cover" Only the party isn't that cool.
yelp.com - user review - 08/10/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Justin C.

2 of 5 stars. I like to dance. I like to drink. That's my justification for the 2 - Stars. I can only be persuaded to come to this San Diego, whorish kind of place if I am so drunk that I revert to Middle -…
yelp.com - user review - 08/02/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Dee C.

1 of 5 stars. Holy Cow reminds me of a really bad high school dance... reenacted!!! The theme, Cowboy up! Remember the days when your high school dance committee got really into a theme for a dance? Well, here you…
yelp.com - user review - 08/01/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Ricquel N.

2 of 5 stars. I used to go to this place years ago and would have the time of my life....dancing like no tomorrow, up on the wood box in the corner dancing the night away. Either I am getting older or this place is…
yelp.com - user review - 07/30/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Tanner H.

3 of 5 stars. It's nice to have a BIG place that doesn't charge a cover....but the people that go there are not the best.
yelp.com - user review - 07/30/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Michelle E.

3 of 5 stars. Okay, everyone, it is the Holy Cow. It is that place you never want to plan a night out at, or never really intend to end up at, but when you end up there, you will have an amazing night. It is free,…
yelp.com - user review - 07/22/2007
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Yelp.com Review - by Ken T.

3 of 5 stars. For some reason, I swear this place got lost in placement. It seems like it should be in the Marina. When i go there with my buddies, I feel like i'm almost at a frat party. Not in that "double…
yelp.com - user review - 07/21/2007